The Overnight Guy's Old Commentaries:



About Us (Static Girl and Me, 2010)

Addicted To Oil 2006

Adoption is No Option 2002

The Afterlife Bar 2006

Alien VS. Lizard2007

Arizona Drought (5 Brilliant paragraphs) 2004

The Arizona Solar Project 2004

Airport Security 2001

Almost Shut Down2005

Annikasaurus Rex 2003

Anti-Aging Scream Dream Cream 2002

Area 51 2000

Arrogant Apathy2008

Asking Questions2005

No Bailout For The Big 3 Automakers2008/2009

Black Triangles2007

The Bigger Picture 2002

Thumbs Up To Brad Pitt2007

Brave New World / Slave New World 2004

Breeding Stupidity 2002

The Business of Music 2002

Caviar in 2004--Complete Review 2004

Children in 2004 2004

Christmas Spirit 20062007

Coffee 2001

Coffee in 2003 2003

Courage In Our Cage2007

Credit in 2004 2004

Danica Patrick's First Indy 5002005

My "Dark Angel" Commentary (2006, 5 years after)

The Death Penalty 2002

Dedication 2001

Did We Go To The Moon in 1969? 2001

Dirty Dozen Update

Do New Movies Suck? 2000

Don't "pess" 2001

Dream Life Misery's "Closest Line Theory"--W. C.'s Review 2004

Election 2000 2000

Energy 1999

Everclear's "Slow Motion Daydream"--W.C.'s Review 2003

Explain It To Me 2006

Facts About Hemp2005

Facts About Telemarketers--The New, Updated and Elongated, Extended Dance Mix--Shhh 2003

58 CD'sA 2005 Update!

First Trip to Oregon--2005

5 Years, 5 Weeks, and 5 Days After 9/11 2006

5 Years in Phoenix2005

5 Pissy Paragraphs 2002

Fried Phoenix 2002

The Georgia Guidestones2007

Government Spending in 2005

Harvard Business Women 2002

Holocaust 2001

How People on the Other 6 Continents Think 2009

I Don't Hang Out 2002

If Anything Really Mattered (a do-over, new-ish in 2010)

I Finally Snapped 2002

If I Had A Gazillion Dollars 2004

Illegal Immigrants 2001

Immigrants, Children and Smoking 2006

In a Coma (5 Paragraph Essay) Update 2003

Indiana Jones and the Romance Metaphor Epic 2001

Job Application 2001

Joe Millionaire 2003

Jurassic Park Girlfriend 2003

Just in case there's a dumbass mother out there who I haven't pissed off yet 2002

Last Summer 2004

Layoffs 2001

Less Artificial 2000

Little Black Calculator 2001

Low Carb 2004

Lucky Friday 2001

March/April 2009 Observations 2009

Marriage and Poverty 2002

Maureen Dowd asks: "Are Men Necessary?"2005

My Rant for May 2009 2009

The Continuing Medical Conspiracy 2003

Modern Advertising 2002

Water on the Moon; 10-2009 2009

More About Reading (5 Paragraph Essay) Part 2 2003
Scroll down for Part 1: "Static Girl's Writing Prompts" from 3-28-03

More Dribble About 80's Music 2004

Motherhood 2002

Moto Video2005

Music in 2004 / Crystal Method 2004

My Current Job 2001

My June 2002 Rant 2002

My New Bed 2004

My New Ear / My New Computer 2004

My Static Girl 2001

My Tribute to Adric2001

My World 2001

The 2004 New England Patriots 2004

New Vegetarianism2007

9/11: Almost 3 Years Later 2004

9/11 and Moon-Landing Conspiracies2008

Note To Self 2010

Olympic Basketball 2004

Olympicide 2000

One Fuel Source 2001

One Hour In The Park 2003

The Only Child 2002

Our Apartment 2003

Our Tiny Townhome2005

The Overnight Guy Turns 402005

Overpopulation in 20082008

PG-13 (5 Paragraph Essay) 2003

W C's Personal Ad in June, 2006

Personal Security/Identity Theft 2003

Pinball: I finally wrote a Pinball commentary! 2002

Poisonous Mulch2007

Purification 2001

Racial Mixing 2002

Racial Mixing Update2005

Racism in big O2005

Radio in 2001 2001

Ray Krone 2002

Ray Krone Update 2003

Relationships 2004

Religion 2001

The Room 1999

Roswell 2000

Rules For Breeding in 2003 2003
(A 5 Paragraph Screaming Shit-Fit to Piss Stupid Women Off) 2003

Satellite Radio 2002

SCG 2001

Saudi Port Deal 2006

School Problems 2005: It's an update!

6 Days in the Park 2003

Speaking of Speaking 2003

Sperm Banking 2002

Spoiled on the DVR2008

Sporting Problems 2001

Static Girl's Writing Prompts For 3-28-03 2003

Stupid Women 2001

Summer 2003 About Me 2003

Talk to God 2000

10 Reasons...Barry Bonds...71 Homers 2001

Things That Amuse Me 2003

This is the End 2000

This Modern World 2003

To Catch A Predator (2007 updated and elongated)

Top 10 albums Sold in Phoenix 2004

TPG's Personal Ad 2003

T-Shirt Idea 2001

The Top 5 Regrets Of The Dying2012

2 More Women 2003

2 Third Balls in the Park / Farewell (10-9-03 Update) 2003

2004 Writing Season 2004

25 More Things About Me 2004

War Protesters 2003

W.C.D.'s Golden Tee Card--November 2005

What Defines You 2001

What I Have to Do 2003

Why Don't You Have Any Kids? 2003

Women in 20052005

Women / 3 Parts 2001

Women And Babies 20072007

Women Are Dumb 2010

Work in 20082008

Writing in July 2000

WTF is a "Sidebar"? 2010

You Are Being Watched 2002



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