My current girlfriend "Static Girl" is the finest example of mental correctness that I've ever seen (much more so than I). I am lucky to even KNOW her, and I continue to be amazed by her everyday. The following has absolutely nothing to do with the woman in my world:
What is it about married men that seems so appealing to women? The few gay men I've known have never been attracted to married men; but women go absolutely crazy for guys with wives and families. Really. I have never understood this premise, I never will, and I don't care to have some stupid bitch try to explain it to me again. These women have severe priority conflicts, brain damage, or a combination of both. They are laughable, pathetic losers, and I am here to scream in their blank-staring faces.
Women do lots of crazy, stupid shit. Hell, 'Chasing married men' isn't even a biggie in the "female follies". Although I know of NO man, ever, in my 20 years of dating who has sought out a married woman--hoping that she will make those standard bullshit promises to leave her husband and kids--just to be with the new guy.
In college, though, it seems like at least one girl in EVERY class is "dating" a married guy. And this girl REALLY believes that her married man is going to shuffle his entire world to be with her. How dumb are these women? Honestly; Monica Lewinsky thought that Bill Clinton was actually going to dump and chase, and that she would become "Monica Clinton". (And just in case I haven't pissed you off yet) Did you know that Gary Condit was Chandra Levy's 4th "Married Man Affair"? Her 4th married man...let that sink in. Yeah; yeah, I hope that the girl is alive and healthy and all (though she's not, obviously), but maybe ol' "Bad Judgement Chandra" needed to disappear for awhile. Seriously; the whole world is feeling sorry for her "vanishing into thin air"; there aren't many assholes out there (like me) with the balls to point out that she was a typical dumb bitch.
And don't try to feed me any shit about falling for a "man in power"; men in power are the MOST dangerous kinds of assholes--with connections that can make almost any person "vanish into thin air". This simple and often overlooked fact is part of what being a "man in power" is all about. Duh.
Ah yes, the explanation. I had a girl try to explain this phenomenon to me--as it had happened to her. And that was her point, too, that it "happened" to her--not that it was her own fault. Jeez. "But he's so charismatic, and sincere. I just love the way he's so commanding. And he makes me feel special." Nope. Sorry. I don't get it. He's married, see? That means "Don't waste your time.".
I have no tolerance for this idiocy. One time, years ago--back in Georgia, I was attracted to a woman. When she told me that she was married (though about to get divorced), I didn't wait for her charisma to kick in. I didn't try to gauge how sincere her lies were, and I didn't wait for her to drop to her knees and make me feel "special" either. I told her that I thought it was wrong for ANY married person to flirt, at all, and walked away laughing. Apparently this is far too difficult for college girls and government interns.
I do not deal with standard female stupidity. I am SO glad to be done with common females; you can have all of them. Okay...I need a hug. Where's my Static Girl?
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