"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone."
A disclaimer? Really? Okay; here we go. You are an idiot; so is your entire family; in fact, you are a mistake. Everything about you is pathetic and unnecessary. You should commit suicide now. Die. Get sick, get sicker, and then die. Quickly. Are you dead yet? You moron. On this webpage are many disappointed and insightful ramblings. If you read enough of it, it should really upset you. There! You've been warned.
Something, anything, many things--on this webpage RIGHT HERE, right where you are now, right now; lots of stuff here is going to upset you.
Why are you still alive?
By clicking links and scrolling through disclaimers, do you even know what all you've agreed to at this point? Bend over! This is MY world here, and I will do it any way I want. I will threaten to kill, and eat, well, pretty much everybody. You, too. "Bar-B-Que; it's the ultimate solution to overpopulation!" Fuck you! Die! Or; be cooked alive! I've been a little scared of getting shut down, since I almost got shut down back in 2005. Who fucking knew that all I had to do was buy my own domain? Some other guy got "The Overnight Guy"; well, good for him. Maybe I'll kill, cook, and eat him this year. My 2nd choice was "Overnight Guy W C"; and BOOM, it's mine! How fucking cool is this? I will have to go back and insert so many deleted cuss words now. I might bring back Newspaper News; I SHOULD bring back Personal News, too. Commentaries are going to be; well, less quotable. Oh, and the woman-bashing; this shit is going to be like "Chauvinist Central" now, mutherfucker. Guys; if you let some dumb bitch rule your life, then you deserve my wrath; sorry. Those entitled, elitist snooty-assed cunts of recognition should spend more time sucking dick--MY dick. Let those chat room cows complain now; "moo" like the heffer you are, Rosebud! "Have another doughnut!" Fuck. Where was I? I gotta go...
Wait; a couple more jabs first: Imagine; no, no, no, shhhh. Shut the fuck up for a minute. Imagine that...God is on MY side here. Ha ha ha. How does that make you feel, you fudge-sucking sea cow? Shouldn't you be reading a tabloid and eating some fast-food somewhere? Attach another fish hook through your nose, and go swim in the ocean--perhaps the sharks will find you "attractive"; what the fuck are you doing here? Maybe I should learn how to scratch tattoos and inject botox into your fat ass. Show me just how close to your face you can mash your brain-distorting cell phone--you're an excellent driver. Sorry; I'm all out of $4 cups of coffee. Maybe I'll start a new business selling yesterday's COLD coffee; I'll call it "Sushi-Java", and charge $6 a cup. I'm a fucking genius over here. Mooooo.
I have enjoyed the creation and continuation of these little "Sidebars". My "blood" as a writer needed and still needs new ways to drip, clot, stain, and scab. After roughly 18 (!) years of these loosely structured journal accountings, I feel that the end justifies the means. Many passing thoughts have been addressed well with this medium, and lots of former "dead ends" have been given a chance to detour back into prominence.
In a life (such as mine) spent wishing that I could create my own game (with my own rules), let the record show that I did; here, with these. Thank you very much...
SINCE EVERYBODY HAS THEIR OWN WEBSITE NOW (FACEBOOK), THE EMPHASIS FOR SIDEBARS ON THIS 20 YR. OLD PAGE HAS BEEN VERY LOW. THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN. NOW GO STARE AT YOUR PHONE SOME MORE.
(...last month we were...)
Reading: Killing newapapers. Some of my Bill Hicks "Agent of Evolution" book,
Watching: too much; tv is killing us all.
Class Projects: Full Frontal, and a Daily Show or 2
movies together: Not a chance; she is too busy.
Shit I watch alone: The TBD channel has lots of 'Best of the Week' videos that are good. The Comet channel ran Buck Rogers...3-20-19 at 2:30 am here, baseball season started. I watched the first hit, and first homer of 2019; Griffey Jr. in the booth was fantastic, too!..End of March; the Comcast preview of Center Ice has me watching tons of hockey.
Comedians: I Am Richard Pryor,
Crappy cable movies: EDTV,
Play it Again's (with these new eyes): John Wick, Terminator Genisys, Flash Gordon, American: The Bill Hicks story,
WTF Is Hollywood Up To Now? Happy Death Day 2 U on 2-17-19 (ehhh),
Watching and Hearing: Thumbs up to the tv commercials for corporate products that use alternate versions of radio songs in their promos. Off-brand Melencollie Smashing Pumpkins, and off-brand soul-saving Jewel stand out.
Now with faster than dial-up internet; Youtubing: I'm going back to watch retro videos of everybody when/why they turned flat-earth. Reality is an unfolding trainwreck. Stay with your globes, bitches, it's nice and safe there. Plus; that's all your little closed mind knows, anyway.
Hearing: Fat Boy Slim in my CD Drive since January 2019. 3-6, back to Marrs "Pump Up The Volume". The 3rd track, the most instrumental/least vocal one is really good. My favorite one-hit wonder from the 80's will always be Pump Up The Volume.
As I was discussing 2018's daily music with one of those oh-so-intelligent GA girls, and TPG, I learned that maybe I am the only person left who has a few "must hear" daily songs. And I am the only person left who still plays audio CD's. Huh. Why did you stupid fucks outgrow the best part of your life?
New on the radio; ha! Don't know; don't care. I still should go to this 541 version of the 103.7 and offer, but I haven't yet.
Musical Purchases this month from the Tom Tucker discount wall at Skip's Records And CDWorld; my future restraining order, and permanent Rumbler X3 Chopper: I did a couple of walk-throughs, but nothing was purchased.
Out and About: Life is not the same in public soundtracks anymore.
Singing: "Welcome Home"--BTO, "As Heaven Is Wide"--Garbage, 3-31-19, on the drive home from the park, I broke into "Work For Food"--Dramarama, perfectly normal.
What I want today: some trash bags full of "fun"...My fun is undefined.
New stuff this month or so: Eugene has full 5G saturation by the end of March, 2019. Great.
This Month of bargain-shopping (Dollar Tree, Cash King, Big Lots, etc.): I am due.
Occupational Hazards: What did I say before? "I should go to this 541 version of the 103.7 and offer, but I haven't yet." Does radio even have live people anymore?
Personal shit for my own memory banks this month (My Journal): Now that it's over, sure, let's make fun of me: I am no longer shitting blood like I did the first couple days of March. New reasons to flush at night; new reasons to cry all day. That's me! Jokes, people. Okay; um, the blood in my stool appears very dark, robust and healthy. Thank goodness for 2-ply toilet paper. Looks like somebody ate beets for breakfast, huh? Dude; are you on your period (midol/tampon)? Can you also shoot blood out of your eyes, like those lizards can? I'm surprised that sharks are not circling this toilet. Cool party trick, Mr. "Butt Positive"; where else can you bleed from?..I stopped shitting blood for 2 days, and then started back. That's normal, right? Stay tuned!..I also ran a red light this month; it was during the shit storm. That's cool...I have completed a new Commentary, and have 2 active 5-minute bits brewed/brewing. Imagine if I gave a shit...
Closing Thoughts, and Final Summaries for the month: Hey reality; why do you seem so faulty?..Okay; so in 2019 we have the interwebs for knowledge and proof; and long-range beam weapons, 100+ mile lasers, 1000X optical zooms, that 102+ mile bridge in Japan that should show a 3800 ft. high "bulge" in the middle (if you believe in the curvature equation), and still--we have zero proof of any curve or movement to our world. One would think that there is NO argument left existing for one side of the flat/globe debate, right? How hard is this, people; or are you just stupid? Earth is geocentric and stationary; deal with it. We all got played!
Pinball and Golden Tee stuff: I hardly did any pinball in March, 2019, other than the first 2 Sundays, and 3-31. And 1 trip to Doc's.
Grammar: Beating a dead horse for fun and not profit. Your, You're, yore. Hear, here, he/her.
New foods this month: She cooked! On TH 3-28-19 she made a barley thing in the slow cooker; yum...My pizzas are okay. Pizza in the fridge is more likely than not, since I have learned how to make slightly above average pie. Check it...
This month of Live Music: No. And I could have made it out to see Heavy Chevy at Happy Hours 3-30.
My trials and trib.s as a critical believer in the concept of God: "Atheism: The belief that there was nothing, and nothing happened to nothing, and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense."
God bless my atheist girlfriend!
What's different here than in college town: No.
What's different here than dumbass Arizona: Less than no.
What is so cool about Oregon? SU 2-24-19 was the beginning of our blizzard; FR 3-1-19 was the end of it. Although the snow still lingers in parking lots on 3-6, for it is cold. Snow still lingers on 3-8-19...
Yes, Oregon's cool and all. Isn't weed also legal? Artifacts; 3 at once...New Dutch Alchemy is a decent shop with good products/prices.
How Does Your Garden Grow? (Tales from our community garden plot): Such a great idea; community gardens.
Life with Static Girl: SU 3-3-19 I tough-love forced her to go do a load of her own laundry, and get on without me until after 1 pm, as I stayed in bed contemplating life (zzzz). She did great at crippled self-sustainment...My girlfriend is like our new shower curtain; smart, efficient, and low-maintenance. Nice...She walks before 9 am; I walk at 7 pm; both of us appreciate twilight...As of April; her foot is almost healed. No more Dr. visits.
No FCP, No CM, no Dr. X's, no gymnasts, no other women at all, sorry: Ha. Women are so cute. Especially angry American women. I giggle.
Comments From The Peanut Gallery: Real conspiracy news--The Moon Is In Earth's Atmosphere Now! How cool is that? Of course we still went there, and stuff. It was so much easier to go in 1969, now that we know it's so much closer. Right? Go back to sleep, America, we've got it all figured out...
A thought to take with you: "Certainly any one who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices."--Voltaire
"It's hard to give unlimited power to limited minds."--Nikola Tesla
"So the entire world as we think we know it, is just an illusion we believe in."--Ronald Bernard
Let's Talk About Feelings: Feelings may have to wait.
Oregon Bumper Stickers: "Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me" and "The Closer You Get / The Slower I Drive"
Band names: "Netflix Psy-Ops" (Owen Benjamin mocking Jews), Missing Ebola Patients (Congo), Millimeter Waves (5G), One Real Morning (3rd shift dream), Internet Robot Drones, Nut Juice, Rat Orgy (SNL), Pentagram Chemtrails, Immortal Wifi,
New words? No.
Links to previous Sidebars:
Sidebars 1 - 12 (October '99--April 2000)
Sidebars 13 - 23 (May 2000--March 2001)
Sidebars 24 - 31 (April 2001--November 2001)
Sidebars 32 - 41 (December 2001--September 2002)
Sidebars 42 - 50 (October 2002--June 2003)
Sidebars 51 - 58 (July 2003--February 2004)
Sidebars 59 - 64 (March 2004--August 2004)
Sidebars 65 - 69 (September 2004--January 2005)
Sidebars 70 - 74 (February 2005--June 2005)
Sidebars 75 - 78 (July 2005--October 2005)
Sidebars 79 - 85 (November 2005--May 2006)
Sidebars 86 - 93 (June 2006--January 2007)
Sidebars 94 - 100 (February 2007--August 2007)
Sidebars 101 - 110 (September 2007--June 2008)
Sidebars 111 - 120 (July 2008--April 2009)
Sidebars 121 - 130 (May 2009--February 2010)
Sidebars 131 - 140 (March 2010--December 2010)
Sidebars 141 - 150 (January 2011--October 2011)
Sidebars 151 - 160 (November 2011--September 2012)
Sidebars 161 - 170 (October 2012--June 2013)
Sidebars 171 - 181 (July 2013--April 2014)
Then I took 8 months off...And I'm jumping numbers around, and now it's 2015 anyway, so we're starting over with #200. Why? Because FUCK YOU! That's why.
Sidebars 200 - 210 (February 2015--April 2016)
2016 Sidebars (January 2016--January 2017)
2017 Sidebars (January 2017--January 2018)
2018 Sidebars (January 2018--March 2019)
2019 Sidebars (April 2019--January 2020?)
Slow down, or you're going to miss it!
is a list of favorites and opinions--as well as a constant work in progress. It exists as a temptation for you to create your own musical section, and to remind you of how important music (and its presentation) is in your life.
From the "you are here" part of the map, I am W C (also known as TH2, the Overnight Guy, and the cute one). I have a pretty cool voice, I love music, and I belong on the radio.
This is my site.
No, no; hang on a second. We phased out "Media One". For the time being, and time following, you can watch me rant about the news in exactly one place. I gave up on trying to keep the language clean a long time ago:
Would you care if there were a way to get to some of the older personal news items? Be forewarned that part of my point in having a webpage is to have harsh language. Maybe you don't want to go check out my (2005):
Silent Bob (and Jay) have a website! Let the record show that I put a link up to it on the day that I found out about it:
Kevin "Silent Bob" Smith
There's this site where ALL they have is weird news; items you might easily miss if you're not paying attention:
News of the Weird
By the age of 22 I had applications for alternative energy, perpetual motion, and a vision of a massive "Recreation Arena" (sportsbar); nobody cared. By the age of 25 I had written the perfect poem, and was churning out songs and poems for the masses; nobody cared. By the age of 30 I was a professional pinball player, and was redefining Overnight Radio presentation in 3 states. Some people cared, but not the bottom-feeding corporates who took over.
Please remember this; I did not ask to be born. But since I was, I would have been more than happy to help out this pathetic world. However, this pathetic world did not want my help. So; screw the world, and screw the people of the world. You can't die fast enough to please me. But there may be some good news...
The world is long overdue for some massive changes; changes that are going to completely revolutionize your sense of importance. They will be very interesting. It has been so said by many elders of many different cultures:
"May you live in interesting times".