Sidebars for 2019:


Jan/Feb 2019 (and) Final 2018 Entry

(...over the last 4 months we were...)

Reading: The stack of newspapers is about to piss me off (10-12). So on 10-13 I wiped out half of them. I have been reading a little newspaper, just not daily. Jumbles. Eat me...Finished newspaper pile on 12-8-18, and I can't let it get that big again...

Watching: Since July; very little tv (sports and comedy)...There are hundreds of alternative media sites online for me to peruse...

Class Projects: Dr. Who is finally back (10-7)! Last week with Jon Oliver (gone now--no mo movie channels), Full Frontal; just the usuals. Those are the only things she will watch...

movies together: she has asked for this new "Solo" thing with Danny Glover's Dad. It may have become Redbox-able before 10-11-18, but I will seek it out now. She does not care 1 bit about The Shining, Inception, Ghost in the Shell, or either new-ish Alien flick; Prometheus/Covenant.

Shit I watch alone: Go fuck yourself, ClownDick...Wait; I mean, after 40 minutes of Inception I was bored. And Whitney Cummings 'Girlfriend' bored me, too. Am I being pissy?

Comedians: I am all over Bill Burr's You Tube stuff...

Crappy cable movies: My "Savages" DVD, free "Smartass"

Play it Again's: Resident Evil (2002) and/or Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004), The Cabin In The Woods (Mandela!),

WTF Is Hollywood Up To Now? $9 "Mandy" on 10-2-18 TU, alone in the back row of the 15-seat downtown Metro Claustrophobic (Great theater/ehhh movie)...I drove out to the mall 2wice on TU's (10-9 and 10-16) to check for ANYTHING worthy of $5. Nope. And what is Hell Fest?...11-6 Bohemian Rhapsody made me cry. The movie was good, too...

Watching and Hearing: (20 years late, but) "Push It"--Garbage halftime performance on MNF (Packers/49er's) 10-15-18...

Now with faster than dial-up internet; Youtubing: so much flat earth; so little time.

Hearing: after the new NIN in the CD drive, back to MARRS "Pump Up The Volume" in the CD drive by 10-1, because I am old school...10-20-18 SA night, the 1993 No Alternative CD is in my computer now. Wow...

New on the radio; Ha! You should combine THIS shit with that other 'occupational hazards' bullshit. Wait. Was this a 1998 plan to get back on some meaningful radio someday? Aww; that's just so cute.

Musical Purchases this month from the Tom Tucker discount wall at Skip's Records And CDWorld; my future place of employment, and permanent Barbie Dream Home: "The Atlas Underground" by Tom Morello (and friends), learned about from Skip's excellent monthly emails...

Out and About: Queen on the 3rd shift Walmart service (they close at 12 midnight now), "Praise You"--Fatboy Slim, and "Jump"--Van Halen 10-13-18 at Fred Meyer, "Ballroom Blitz"--Sweet (just for me) 10-16-18 at Fred Meyer, 'Sedated' and 'Blitzkrieg Pop' Ramones at Fred Meyer, ELO with Boss Steve at Postal Stop, C + C Music Factory "Sweat" at Fred Meyer, "Until I Fall Away"--Gin Blossoms at Fred Meyer,

Singing: "Bye Bye Love" and "Think It Over"--The Cars, "Push It"--Garbage (duh), "Everybody's Fool"--Evanescence, "New Jack Hustler"--Ice T, "Sink To The Bottom"--Fountains of Wayne,

What I want today: A cloaking device...Be careful what you think you want; as these new eyes bring new questions.

New stuff this month or so: 10-3-18; it is cold now. The high today will be under 70; the high on FR 10-5-18 will be under 60. Brrr...10-7-18 we remembered why we don't eat spoiled rice with jalapeno dust on it (sick for 2 days)...I saw part of the U of O's 'Freshman Strut' (sorority walk) of all the 18 yr. old girls (I saw about 100) wearing short skirts and heels (they all looked 10--and I need for women to look at least 16)...10-13-18 I wrote a few jokes, on different subjects; I was in very good energy, channeling some GA Mindy...3 sizes of Freezer/Microwave back pouches at BiMart; I bought a mid-size; Mom wants one, also. Very nice...

This Month of bargain-shopping (Dollar Tree, Cash King, Big Lots, etc.): I finally broke a pair of reading glasses...I went with my Mom to Dollar Tree.

Occupational Hazards: Ha ha ha ha...First week of December; I have a Portland disability lawyer now.

Personal shit for my own memory banks this month (My Journal): Did we already do the thing about how we have to redo everything? Yes; coating our world with some new sticky rice conspiracy shit. I should explain how I NEVER intended to end up on Team Flat-Earth--I just stormed into some chat room conversation screaming that I knew the moon landings were faked. My internet maturity level is weak...I had to buy notebook paper during a good Walmart run on 10-14; a short burst of possibility...11-5-18: One day the body pain is just going to be too much for me; I will snap, and create my own flood. Shhh...

Closing Thoughts, and Final Summaries for the month: Yes! I am giving credit to Stanton Friedman on a Larry King UFO tv show from Roswell, NM back in 1997 ('98?) where Stan says something like 'We can prove a U S government conspiracy, we just cannot prove what they are hiding.' That is some seriously profound shit right there; Stan may have already been done with aliens before 1999...(paraphrased from Alex Jones) Rather than find God, humans will build something (Nearly divine?) that destroys humanity. The process is in place by inter-dimensional beings; to compel us to destroy ourselves so they don't have to waste their own ammo, or make any effort in exterminating us...

Pinball and Golden Tee stuff: Life without Dr. Who pinball is as empty as I thought it would be...Then Creature From The Flat Lagoon also went down 10-10...10-13-18; 399 mil on Creature during UGA's loss to LSU (today was also the 2018 NWOP; it is the first OP I've missed)...GEO for pinball initials. Hmmm...10-16-18 TU 'best 2-player game of Creature yet (330, 415)'...Yes; 10-16 was the first 2 of 6 consecutive winning 2-player Creature starts over 3 days...10-21-18; new personal Eugene best of 629 mil GEO on Creature, walked away from 5 credits...10-26-18 FR; kicked out of L U for a private party. To FB2: after leaving 14 credits on FB2 in 45 minutes at Barn Light, I went back to L U and got 822 mil on Creature, also in less than an hour. Blah blah pinball...11-2-18 FR afternoon Dan brought Dr. Who back on the floor at L U. One game; 2.7 bil., "GEO" #4 score. Nice...11-4-18 SU was my second 6 billion game on Batman '66 "GEOCENTRIC"...11-6-18 Voter Day was my first 7 bil game of Batman '66 "GEOCENTRIC"...11-7-18 WE was my 618 million G C on Wrestlemania "GEOCENTRIC" (I am liking my new initials "GEO", and the full word)...Perhaps I can flashback to old pinball tricks; great. 800+ on Creature now; dreams of 2 bil games back in Phoenix..By December; I went back to UUC, or maybe I'll try out FML, because this all started with a Fake Moon Landing. Flat earth needs a pinball machine cross-over; you're not a spinning ball--you're a geocentric playfield!..I have at least 3 different initial sets on Monster Bash as of 12-7-18; UUC at 260 mil.
The 541's own Andy Stubbs took 2nd place in a big September Portland pinball tournament (to Mindy B.); THUMBS UP to both (Eugene's) Stubbs and (Portland's) Mindy B.!..

Grammar: I hate finding errors on my own website; shit. And I already forgot where they were...

New foods this month: Drink A Coke! No...We re-found some slightly different "lemon poppyseed" L + L vegan cookies. They are fine and dandy...From a year ago; Black Label Mountain Dew is "crafted dark berry" and a "deeper darker Dew". Okay. I will drink a few thousand of them and feel darker.

This month of live music: Live music is a great way to do this heading now! Did I see any bands play this month?..I could have another heading of 'Things I left the house for other than movies or pinball':, or 'Do you own 16 DVD movies so new that they still have shrink wrap on them?' or 'Why couldn't I make it through 40 minutes of "Inception" before I threw a bored hissy fit?'. And--right after that; is Whitney Cummings dull now? Is it my attention span?..Wait; live music is the heading here.

My trials and trib.s as a critical believer in the concept of God: God is a flat earth/firmamenter! Or; God is My Firmamentor. Eat a dick, humans. Wait, no. God probably would not say 'Eat a dick.' In related news; I am not God...

What's different here than in college town: The 1995 Freshman Strut in Athens was incredible; I remember it vividly...Dr. H. distracted me from them in '96 and '97...

What's different here than dumbass Arizona: TPG left AZ, so do we have any links back to Phoenix? Glendale? Tempe? MV? We may be almost done with that part of the desert as a base, for now.

What is so cool about Oregon? If only...10-27-18 SA, I didn't get out of bed until after 3 pm; true, but it was ALREADY dark outside--with just a HINT of daytime in it. Huh. I make depression and immobility sound so relaxing...

Yes, Oregon's cool and all. Isn't weed also legal? Dabsolutely...Ethan at Oregon Cannabis Outlet is good...

How Does Your Garden Grow? (Tales from our community garden plot): I need to get back there. We'll get it ready for Winter at the last possible second.

Life with Static Girl: She is so tolerant...I used to call her a 'skinny, non-smoking vegetarian' in 2003. She is NOW in late 2018 a 'skinny, non-smoking, vegan, atheist, evolutionist'. And I would STILL do it all over again!..She is mood-altering, and performance-enhancing; "Static Girl" is my daily habit, and drug of choice...She uses extra large coffee mugs so as to fill them to the top--and have more COFFEE. I use extra large coffee mugs so as to NOT fill them to the top, and have more ROOM to be clumsy--but not spill. This is a major thought separation between us, as I do not know how to "fill" a coffee mug. My girl has more gooder balance than I do...She has never owned/used a brush. For 20 years I've known this. Bald man still owns 3 brushes--in case he starts GROWING locks again; crazy-haired girlfriend does not own even one brush. And ALL OF THIS is perfectly normal...Like the Pink Floyd song "Time" (also my favorite); I study her frequently to make sure she is the greatest thing ever. Yup...She is one of those psychos who can consolidate rubber bands into art models, with specific form; which is past any creative conformance. And she has diligence. I don't just mean she can draw graph papered art; she IS living clay. I'm pretty sure she shape-shifts, too. Oh, and that hair. Silver streaked spiderwebs; now, in the babe librarian's hair is a new fantasy I get to live through daily. Thank you...With her ninja night vision, she takes her bedtime shower in the dark. She's like a silent, underground bat-lizard. I think she could pretty much just live in a dark bathroom...And she's mocking me; constantly, almost daily, with her abilities. And she haunts me. I did scream 'Get out of my head, woman!' a couple of times so far this month. Maybe I'll do it again; stay tuned...11-9-18 was a brilliant Pizza Friday at home with my girl...She says my home computer is almost dead. Great.

MARRS needs women; I only need one. You other silly girls don't know what you want. I am just about DONE with my free therapy. Oh my. It's not GO time; it's GO AWAY time.

Comments From The Peanut Gallery: Not corporate news, no. You want me to list some alternative news sites? "Drink a Coke!"

Some thoughts to take with you: "The people will not revolt, they will not look up from their screens long enough to notice what's happening."--straight outta "1984", George Orwell (writ in 1949, people)

"Those who are able to see beyond the shadows and lies of their culture will never be understood, let alone believed, by the masses."--Plato

"The Ultimate Ignorance is rejecting something you know nothing about yet refuse to investigate." and "Truth sounds like hate to those who hate truth." Two flat earth memes by Mark Sargent.

Let's Talk About Feelings: The negative/positive vocal words > to > plant growth experiments are incredible!..Also; I concentrate on negative too often--my words have cost me dearly.

Oregon Bumper Stickers: "Baby up in this bitch"

Band names: Curvasive, Galactic Roadkill (Travis Walton), Geneticly Modified Chemtrails, Twitter Storm Troopers (David Icke), Mobile Pig Virus (humans in space), Quality White Trash,

New words? Troublems (10-2),


April 2019

(...last month we were...)

Reading: Killing newapapers. Some of my Bill Hicks "Agent of Evolution" book,

Watching: too much; tv is killing us all.

Class Projects: Full Frontal, and a Daily Show or 2

movies together: Not a chance; she is too busy.

Shit I watch alone: The TBD channel has lots of 'Best of the Week' videos that are good. The Comet channel ran Buck Rogers...3-20-19 at 2:30 am here, baseball season started. I watched the first hit, and first homer of 2019; Griffey Jr. in the booth was fantastic, too!..End of March; the Comcast preview of Center Ice has me watching tons of hockey.

Comedians: I Am Richard Pryor,

Crappy cable movies: EDTV,

Play it Again's (with these new eyes): John Wick, Terminator Genisys, Flash Gordon, American: The Bill Hicks story,

WTF Is Hollywood Up To Now? Happy Death Day 2 U on 2-17-19 (ehhh),

Watching and Hearing: Thumbs up to the tv commercials for corporate products that use alternate versions of radio songs in their promos. Off-brand Melencollie Smashing Pumpkins, and off-brand soul-saving Jewel stand out.

Now with faster than dial-up internet; Youtubing: I'm going back to watch retro videos of everybody when/why they turned flat-earth. Reality is an unfolding trainwreck. Stay with your globes, bitches, it's nice and safe there. Plus; that's all your little closed mind knows, anyway.

Hearing: Fat Boy Slim in my CD Drive since January 2019. 3-6, back to Marrs "Pump Up The Volume". The 3rd track, the most instrumental/least vocal one is really good. My favorite one-hit wonder from the 80's will always be Pump Up The Volume.
As I was discussing 2018's daily music with one of those oh-so-intelligent GA girls, and TPG, I learned that maybe I am the only person left who has a few "must hear" daily songs. And I am the only person left who still plays audio CD's. Huh. Why did you stupid fucks outgrow the best part of your life?

New on the radio; ha! Don't know; don't care. I still should go to this 541 version of the 103.7 and offer, but I haven't yet.

Musical Purchases this month from the Tom Tucker discount wall at Skip's Records And CDWorld; my future restraining order, and permanent Rumbler X3 Chopper: I did a couple of walk-throughs, but nothing was purchased.

Out and About: Life is not the same in public soundtracks anymore.

Singing: "Welcome Home"--BTO, "As Heaven Is Wide"--Garbage, 3-31-19, on the drive home from the park, I broke into "Work For Food"--Dramarama, perfectly normal.

What I want today: some trash bags full of "fun"...My fun is undefined.

New stuff this month or so: Eugene has full 5G saturation by the end of March, 2019. Great.

This Month of bargain-shopping (Dollar Tree, Cash King, Big Lots, etc.): I am due.

Occupational Hazards: What did I say before? "I should go to this 541 version of the 103.7 and offer, but I haven't yet." Does radio even have live people anymore?

Personal shit for my own memory banks this month (My Journal): Now that it's over, sure, let's make fun of me: I am no longer shitting blood like I did the first couple days of March. New reasons to flush at night; new reasons to cry all day. That's me! Jokes, people. Okay; um, the blood in my stool appears very dark, robust and healthy. Thank goodness for 2-ply toilet paper. Looks like somebody ate beets for breakfast, huh? Dude; are you on your period (midol/tampon)? Can you also shoot blood out of your eyes, like those lizards can? I'm surprised that sharks are not circling this toilet. Cool party trick, Mr. "Butt Positive"; where else can you bleed from?..I stopped shitting blood for 2 days, and then started back. That's normal, right? Stay tuned!..I also ran a red light this month; it was during the shit storm. That's cool...I have completed a new Commentary, and have 2 active 5-minute bits brewed/brewing. Imagine if I gave a shit...

Closing Thoughts, and Final Summaries for the month: Hey reality; why do you seem so faulty?..Okay; so in 2019 we have the interwebs for knowledge and proof; and long-range beam weapons, 100+ mile lasers, 1000X optical zooms, that 102+ mile bridge in Japan that should show a 3800 ft. high "bulge" in the middle (if you believe in the curvature equation), and still--we have zero proof of any curve or movement to our world. One would think that there is NO argument left existing for one side of the flat/globe debate, right? How hard is this, people; or are you just stupid? Earth is geocentric and stationary; deal with it. We all got played!

Pinball and Golden Tee stuff: I hardly did any pinball in March, 2019, other than the first 2 Sundays, and 3-31. And 1 trip to Doc's.

Grammar: Beating a dead horse for fun and not profit. Your, You're, yore. Hear, here, he/her.

New foods this month: She cooked! On TH 3-28-19 she made a barley thing in the slow cooker; yum...My pizzas are okay. Pizza in the fridge is more likely than not, since I have learned how to make slightly above average pie. Check it...

This month of Live Music: No. And I could have made it out to see Heavy Chevy at Happy Hours 3-30.

My trials and trib.s as a critical believer in the concept of God: "Atheism: The belief that there was nothing, and nothing happened to nothing, and then nothing magically exploded for no reason, creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs. Makes perfect sense."
God bless my atheist girlfriend!

What's different here than in college town: No.

What's different here than dumbass Arizona: Less than no.

What is so cool about Oregon? SU 2-24-19 was the beginning of our blizzard; FR 3-1-19 was the end of it. Although the snow still lingers in parking lots on 3-6, for it is cold. Snow still lingers on 3-8-19...

Yes, Oregon's cool and all. Isn't weed also legal? Artifacts; 3 at once...New Dutch Alchemy is a decent shop with good products/prices.

How Does Your Garden Grow? (Tales from our community garden plot): Such a great idea; community gardens.

Life with Static Girl: SU 3-3-19 I tough-love forced her to go do a load of her own laundry, and get on without me until after 1 pm, as I stayed in bed contemplating life (zzzz). She did great at crippled self-sustainment...My girlfriend is like our new shower curtain; smart, efficient, and low-maintenance. Nice...She walks before 9 am; I walk at 7 pm; both of us appreciate twilight...As of April; her foot is almost healed. No more Dr. visits.

No FCP, No CM, no Dr. X's, no gymnasts, no other women at all, sorry: Ha. Women are so cute. Especially angry American women. I giggle.

Comments From The Peanut Gallery: Real conspiracy news--The Moon Is In Earth's Atmosphere Now! How cool is that? Of course we still went there, and stuff. It was so much easier to go in 1969, now that we know it's so much closer. Right? Go back to sleep, America, we've got it all figured out...

A thought to take with you: "Certainly any one who has the power to make you believe absurdities has the power to make you commit injustices."--Voltaire

"It's hard to give unlimited power to limited minds."--Nikola Tesla

"So the entire world as we think we know it, is just an illusion we believe in."--Ronald Bernard

Let's Talk About Feelings: Feelings may have to wait.

Oregon Bumper Stickers: "Watch Out For The Idiot Behind Me" and "The Closer You Get / The Slower I Drive"

Band names: "Netflix Psy-Ops" (Owen Benjamin mocking Jews), Missing Ebola Patients (Congo), Millimeter Waves (5G), One Real Morning (3rd shift dream), Internet Robot Drones, Nut Juice, Rat Orgy (SNL), Pentagram Chemtrails, Immortal Wifi,

New words? No.


June 2019

(...last month we were...)

Reading: fuck you, newspapers only. And I lost a week of newspapers from the hospital stay (5-3 to 5-10). And my eyes don't work as well as they used to, anyway.

Watching: too much tv, I sit there and moan.

Class Projects: Not much

movies together: not in years

Shit I watch alone: playoff hockey alone is/was my jam...(June 2019) GT2 from 1999 is also fun.

Comedians: no time in April. Nick Di Paolo's "Breath Of Fresh Air" is great! Big thanks to him for making my chest hurt from laughing, after all the pneumonia and shit...

Crappy cable movies: no chance

Play it Again's: BUG (1975), Fatal Beauty, Planet Terror, Jurassic Parks,

WTF Is Hollywood Up To Now? A 3-hour Avengers movie? I don't even want to do anything FUN for 3 hours (Rita Rudner reference)

Watching and Hearing: You Tube is my first screen to pull up. Watching Owen Benjamin go flat is kind of cool.

Now with faster than dial-up internet; Youtubing: Last Week w/John Oliver is on You Tube, and that's great!..

Hearing: Garbage and Tool and NIN and Crystal Method and Weezer; it's like 1997 over here.

New on the radio; ha.

Musical Purchases this month from the Tom Tucker discount wall at Skip's Records And CDWorld; my future place of employment, and permanent Barbie Dream Home: I think I went once.

Out and About: No no no. All the music is set for 50+ yr. old men like me.

Singing: "The Thin Ice" and "In The Flesh"--Pink Floyd..."The Wretched"--NIN, "Another Tricky Day" and "The Real Me"--the Who,
5-15-19 shower was Pigs--Pink Floyd,

What I want today: For my girlfriend to get a new printer delivered on 5-2-19.

New stuff this month or so: Julian Assange got hauled in to jail; I'm sure that there's nothing to worry about, though.

This Month of bargain-shopping (Dollar Tree, Cash King, Big Lots, etc.): 2 more pairs of reading glasses at Dollar Tree. Both already broke before June.

Occupational Hazards: Money is slavery; guess what that makes you?

Personal shit for my own memory banks this month (My Journal): Monday 4-29-19 I stayed in bed for over 30 hours straight; from SU night till TU morning; perfectly normal. The body pains are so overwhelming that I don't analyze them daily anymore. 5-2-19 will be my first mental/disability hearing...So; we're doing May in this Sidebar also, because of the hospital check-in on 5-3-19. I went and completed my 8+ hour disability thing on 5-2-19; clutching my chest constantly, moaning, and crying in the bathroom twice. But we got through it. No appetite all day; though they (nicely) kept offering me snacks. I'm not saying that I was near death, or dazed, or anything was even wrong with me at all. I played it like this is just a day in the life, here. Ha; I'm surprised that, later, I made it home driving away from there all directionally disoriented. By bedtime crying TH night, I knew I couldn't go do physical disability tests on SA 5-4-19. So I would/did go to neighborhood Urgent Care FR 5-3-19 at 1 pm. They said that I had either pneumonia or a blood clot in my lung because my lungs were so weak (90%). They said to go to the emergency room immediately. Great. I came home first and said a sincere goodbye to Cheri, as it has been a great time with her. Then I drove off in hopes of finding 13th ave, the University area, possibly a hospital nearby, and then some parking close to an emergency room front door. I started laughing while (getting lost) thinking that I don't know where I am, where I'm going, how to get there, or where to park. Have I even been here before? All I know is that I can't walk very far at all. This might be; no, this is it--definitely, THIS is my last drive, ever. I'll park the car; fall out, and I'm done. Cue "Taps". But then; I got a decent parking place, somehow, only 3 rows from the side I had to be on. Good. But I still had to walk 100+ yards, and still had to jaywalk 4 lanes of traffic. No way could I have done this alone. Some nurse saw me wheezing and crying, and asked me if I had chest pains. I nodded, and pointed at the emergency room, and she slow-walked me through the front door. Hours later; they said I had aggressive pneumonia, dehydration, pleurisy and sepsis. I said that 'sepsis' is not a word. They assured me that I would be in the hospital for at least a week, and I said 'You're gonna keep me here a week for a made-up word?' So I was there for a week; Friday 5-3 to Friday 5-10. Missed a specialty Dr., and a regular Dr. appt. too. Oh well; maybe I have an excuse here.

Closing Thoughts, and Final Summaries for the month: No. Maybe if I knew what month it was.

Pinball and Golden Tee stuff: I have not played serious Golden Tee since 2012, and why would I?..Pinball in May: Andy Stubbs went in to the hospital before I did, and suffered more than I did, and the day after I got out of the hospital, Stubbs was still in there, and he died. Eugene weeps. My life may suck pretty bad, but I'm not dead. Every pinball player in the 541 will be putting up "DRI" as initials, in tribute. Rest in peace--with loud headphones, Andy. You deserved better.

Grammar: Fuckest thou.

New foods this month: I don't know. I eat Clif bars because I know I need some food. I'm just not hungry.
Post hospital; I've been eating vegan Mexican street food at home. Also; lots of ice cream, for different reasons.

This month of Live Music: no.

My trials and trib.s as a critical believer in the concept of God: God HAD an upgrade; the upgrade was to go to a (very believable) spinning ball earth. Now you get to choose.

What's different here than in college town: um

What's different here than dumbass Arizona: well,

What is so cool about Oregon?

Yes, Oregon's cool and all. Isn't weed also legal?

How Does Your Garden Grow? (Tales from our community garden plot): Sat. Market started back up on 4-13-19, and we went. Then we went and planted stuff (snap peas, cauliflower, beets) on 4-14-19; exciting!..And we planted more stuff, mostly while I was in a daze. Woo. I may be losing feeling in parts of my body. And breathing hurt today.
Post-hospital; bugs seem to eat everything we plant! But we go every Saturday!

Life with Static Girl: I don't know how she puts up with me...5-15; She also did not realize how sick I was getting; I understand why she thought I was just being a 'whiney butt'. NONE of my near-death stuff is on her.

No FCP (although she transplanted to FL), No Dr.'s, No C M, No ex's, No gymnasts, no other women at all, sorry. Women are hilarious, though...

Comments From The Peanut Gallery: "Cannabis Shrinks Tumors: Government Knew In '74"...Amazon not only didn't pay taxes in 2018, Amazon got $129 million back from the US government...front page of yahoo, 4-27-19 (from Miami, FL); "Plastic surgery businesses opened by felons left at least 13 women dead, others injured."

A thought to take with you: 'If you trust the government, then you obviously failed History class; duh.' And; "Putting in tens of millions of 5G antennae without a single biological test of safety has to be about the stupidest idea anyone has had in the history of the world."--Martin L. Pal, PhD, Washington State University

"People will get mad at you for speaking the truth rather than be mad at the people who lied."--Denzel Washington...And that thought goes well with "It is easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled."--Mark Twain

'IF being a single parent was so difficult, little dropped out of high school girls wouldn't be able to do it.'--a fellow Bill Burr fan

Let's Talk About Feelings: no let's not.

Oregon Bumper Stickers: "Thank You Frank Zappa",

Band names: Fake Charles Barkley, Shrieking Tuck-Ins, Crucified Astronauts, 'Testicular Frostbite' and 'Synchronized Cryogenics' -- Whacked Out Sports reruns,

New words? Not for you.


July 2019

(...last month we were...)

Reading: I was doing so well with newspapers. and now I'm a week behind at the first week of July.

Watching: The Detour, Archer 1999, Ridiculousness

Class Projects: Full Frontal,

movies together: not even an hour of straight tv time for her.

Shit I watch alone: The 11 pm ABC local Oregon news (I like both female anchors); LOOK at how old I am now! Watching the news, and shit...(Instead of a commentary, for now, we'll do this:) Ancient Aliens 6-14-19 did a big story on Bob Lazar/element 115; it was very different from the Bob Lazar/element 115 videos from the late 80's and early 90's. NOW (still extremely unstable) element 115 is all about rocket propulsion; 30 years ago element 115 was all about making bigger bombs than Hiroshima's (Americans were very scared of bombs in the 80's). And, hey: maybe Bob Lazar stole some element 115--like a terrorist. Yawn. So ol' Bob's businesses are/were being ambushed in June, 2019 by the government--looking for some stolen element 115, just as was done to him in his Corvette-driving days of the late 1980's (35+ years of stalking this former Area 51 employee, huh?). The main difference appears to be WHAT element 115 will be used for; bombs in the 80's, rocket fuel now. But "Bob Lazar" is still the government expert/specialist, most knowledgeable schill; also still a possible thief/terrorist, and he's being facial-scanned (like in a Vegas casino), daily. For over 30 years; now, the best comprehensive security tactics have been practiced on Bob Lazar. And he's likely to misstep at any point, people. So stay tuned; surely we'll find something soon. Right? Go back to sleep America; your government is in control, and on patrol. Here; here's 50 channels of American Ninja Warrior, and a Friday binge of Ancient Aliens for you. Set your DVR's, shut up, and wait for another Elon Musk Oil rocket-launch (Remember 'Jovan Musk Oil', from the 80's? Bob Lazar does!). You are free to do as we tell you, America; lather, rinse, and repeat this 30-year loop. Nighty-nite now. Bill Hicks would still be shaking his head. Insert an Alex Jones' "Orange Drink" reference here.

Comedians: a few

Crappy cable movies: Deep Blue Sea 2,

Play it Again's: Red, Split,

WTF Is Hollywood Up To Now? Remaking Shaft, Men In Black, and Child's Play, aww man...Saw Chucky on 6-23-19; ehhh...Saw the John Wick 3 video game on 6-25-19, as it was $5 TU.

Watching and Hearing: not much

Now with faster than dial-up internet; Youtubing: Mike Meloni/Owen Behjamin stuff, and some others.

Hearing: Daily Tool and Garbage

New on the radio; ha.

Musical Purchases this month from the Tom Tucker discount wall at Skip's Records And CDWorld; my future base of geocentricity, and fake alien invasion bunker: just some incense.

Out and About: "Cool the Engines"--Boston (early June, Fred Meyer),

Singing: "Without Me"--Eminem, "Welcome Home"--BTO,

What I want today: I want some answers to some pretty basic life questions. Like what? Astronomy, and peace of mind. The list grows from there.

New stuff this month or so: My Fred Meyer/walmart have sold out of orange Live wire Kickstarts; boo. Also; the black and white label Dews; whey dey at?..And then my Fred Meyer ran out of my favorite vegan ice cream; these first world problems are killing me...I can only drink soda on some days; so I indulge.

This Month of bargain-shopping (Dollar Tree, Cash King, Big Lots, etc.): 2 more pairs of reading glasses (2.0 X)

Occupational Hazards: yeah, this is the area where I have specific concerns. And nobody wants to address them.

Personal shit for my own memory banks this month (My Journal): FR 6-14-19; my thumbs are wrecked from Playstation 1 GT2; well, and from chewing them...starting 6-9-19 I have no sleep schedule; I fade in and out as I drift and stop...The daily frustration of deteriorating is made worse by my focus on it. I have chronic pain, and multiple conditions that have yet to be chronicled--or even acknowledged. I've never been anything close to normal--I was never expected to be anything close to normal. So why am I being judged by "normal" 2019 doctrines? This place is stupid; and the pain I go through daily would make most people commit suicide. The world is so lucky that I choose to remain inside its morality, mostly. Pray that my impressive balancing act continues one more day. Or don't...In other news; like recovering from pneumonia, fuck you. Fuck dehydration, fuck pleurisy and sepsis, and fuck shitting blood, too. I'm going to make a mess!..It takes all I can muster to act like I am not about to scream. And then people bitch at me for not being perfect. Fuck people...My breathing overall is better than a month ago. It hurts to talk for more than a couple of minutes, though...

Closing Thoughts, and Final Summaries for the month: Is the idea of being constantly "busy" from post WW II? The worker-bee clone state is not of interest to me.

Pinball and Golden Tee stuff: No.

Pinball Knights last month: I think PK got shut down over a year ago. Does anybody actually maintain this webby page? No? Okay.

Poker stuff: Not in June.

Grammar: why bother?

New foods this month: tater tots as a mixer!

This month of Live Music: nothing

My trials and trib.s as a critical believer in the concept of God: God has to cover his face sometimes. Wow.

What's different here than in college town: nope

What's different here than dumbass Arizona: similar bright sun

What is so cool about Oregon? not even a little bit, stay away

Yes, Oregon's cool and all. Isn't weed also legal? My medical card helps.

How Does Your Garden Grow? (Tales from our community garden plot): I go limp around there when I can. My Cherokee lettuce is doing well.

Life with Static Girl: She is amazing. Glad I found her.

Comments From The Peanut Gallery: "Louisiana principle resigns after being arrested at strip club during school field trip." (Colbert's Late Show 6-4-19)

"Parents at youth baseball game brawl over 13 yr. old umpire's call."--Yahoo video 6-19-19

A thought to take with you: "All watched over by machines of loving grace."--Richard Brautigan, 1968

Let's Talk About Feelings: It's funny how you remember things...

Oregon Bumper Stickers: no

Band names: no

New words? no

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