E-Mail Girlfriend

Don't want to meet her, complete her, or ever delete her;
Her texts I'm saving, it's a craving, and I'm raving.

She's my e-crush, e-girl, e-babe, e-bitch
Cyber romance, cyber slow dance, cyber lovin', cyber licks

You've got mail, quicker than snail, no reason to bail
Just send me more.

Love the chase, my special place, you should see my face;
Kid in a candy store.

Don't need your real name, there's no blame, I'm the same
Let's keep this light.

Closet baggage is part of the package; bring the gabbage
Please e-mail me tonight.


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